my meeting...
"what would you like to eat tommorow?" He texted me. "I don't know. May be pastry" I answered. "O.k let's meet tommorow at the pastry shop in your market at 10:30 am, Regards, God" He replied.
Don't be shocked!! Yes, I know you are, but its true, I was going to meet God. You see, after long hard appointments, I finally got a chance to meet Him.
Venue: Grand Bakery shop
The moment I entered the shop, guard asked me, "You have come to meet Him". "Yes" I said.
"O.K, come follow me" he said.
You won't believe what I saw. A tall, handsome guy wearing dashing coat and smart sunglasses was waiting for me. I rubbed my eyes, and questioned myself " Is that Him?" because you see, I had some different image of His in my mind( like a guy wearing plain clothes, with crown on his head, whole body loaded with jewellery.. and all)
Neways, I sat near to Him where He was sitting. I couldn't control myself, so asked him " well, sorry to say, but You look quite wow. I mean, Your dressing sense is quite modern which shocked me for a while"
"Yes, it is!! Actually, people at earth don't like seeing me in old fashined style. So groomed myself a bit"
"Cool. You are my smart God. I'M impressed"
"So why you wanted to meet me"
"I called You here beacuse I wanted to ask few questions"
"O.K, you ask, but there is one condition"
"what's that?" I asked
"well, I would surely answer you but only Five questions and don't ask any further explanation of the answer I would give"
Hmm... wow, He has got a smart mind too. I wonder, why don't we pose such a condition when we go for viva. hehehe. It would be great na!!
"O.K! O.K! atleast getting an answer is better than nothing. Fine, don't explain me the answer, but answer atleast"
"Fine then, go ahead!!"
1) "what's Life" I asked
"Death is life" He answered.
2)"What's Death then?" I asked.
"Death is life" He answered.
wow, is he trying to fool me, I thought!! But neways, I still preferred asking Him all my questions.
3) "O.K, by the way, what's Love?"
"Love is a beginning" He said.
Lord, Why This Lord is answering in such a manner? I wondered. Is He playing some sort of a puzzle game with me??
But, hey, I'm also smart, so rather than wasting my chance of asking questions and making fool of me once again ,I preferred asking Him,
4) "what's the end?" ( rather an asking What's Beginning)
"something you never see" He said.
Oh man, here's another great alien answer of His, which went above my head!!
okz, it was my last chance to ask question...I was confused what to ask....
well after thinking for five minutes, finally I asked my last question for Him,
5) "Who are You and when we can meet you?"
"well that's two question, pick any one" He said.
arghhh..I was frustated. I mean they were so easy and small questions, asking about Him only. Can't He answer both.. Huh...
So neways, to take my frustation out, I picked a tough question for Him.
5) "Who is supreme to you?"
(well, that was a good question whose answer would give me answers to the two questions. One, is there any person more powerfull than him? Second, If there is any, then I would get to know who he is)
"My friend is more supreme to me" He said.
"Thanks" I said giving a wrath look.
He smiled and said, "I have to go. I have another meeting"
"yea, fine. It was nice meeting you. Tc" I said, standing up, giving Him a hint that He can leave asap and can go to meet another person who would soon realize after having a conversation with Him that all his pain for meeting Him is waste...
well friends, that was my meeting with Him...
I got few answers.. But interpretation is still misssing... I would like you to all switch on the processor that you have up in your head and tell me the expalnation.
Till then, I would try to fix another meeting with a God's manfistation who would like to explain answers as well !! So as soon as I find interpretation of these answers from Him and tell you all about it .. Till then, you guys keep posting ur thinking!! I hope you all would participate because I guess, few questions among those must have striked your mind somewhere in your life!!
copyright aditi kochhar
Let's have a huge round of applause for Ms. Aditi, readers and fellow bloggers.. Am awestruck... Now I realize, yes, some girls can be witty too!
ReplyDeleteThe post is fantastic.
Cheers to ur imagination and conception...
There have been several manifestations of God. Michaelangelo painted him as a bearded, old man... Morgan Freeman in the "Almighty" series... And now, this one of yours... Maybe God's finally tried some Gucci stuff, eh?
Now, the questions... Frankly, Aditi, you didn't fully capitalize on the opportunity... Come on yr, you could've hired me as ur "Question" consultant!
You didn't ask :
1. Why are we here?
2. Why are you?
3. What is zero?
4. What is our purpose?
5. Where are we headed to?
Regarding the first, two questions, hmm.. They are the same... And true to His erudition, He answered the same.
Is life and death separate? Or is death, just a next level of life?
Our eyes don't see a person alive, we say him/her to be dead.... But...
Life goes on.. Though in different dimensions...
Answering the third question, maybe, He liked the pastry so much, that He couldn't answer in totality..
The complete answer, what he must have thought to speak, is "Love is the complete way of life.." Mind that here life is total, including other forms of life, that is, death.
In the fourth one, He just played with words...
Choosing not to disclose...
Why we think that God is supreme?
Is there a difference between God and the Devil?
"Dvait" and "Advaita"... Dual and Singular...
A beauty of a post!
To be totally honest and frank, I don't know where to start. I mean, should I comment on the quality of the article, or should I comment on the questions you asked, or should I just say "What the HELL?"
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Let me start with the concept of this article.
I am a Muslim and I clarified this because its needed in reference to some of my answers.
Firstly, I don't understand how we (i.e. humans) even perceive to associate GOD with a human form or any other 'form'.
I mean look at it this way, imagine that you are zooming out of this world with a camera. (like google earth)
Zoom 1: Its YOU (i am not starting with micro-organisms or cell because that would take a lot of time and is not relevant with the current situation)
Zoom 2: You can see your whole area and your identity is lost among the buildings and cars etc. (by 'identity lost' i mean you can't specify who is who)
Zoom 3: You can see your entire city
Zoom 4: You can see you country.
Zoom 5: You can see the whole world
Zoom 6: You can see the whole galaxy
Zoom 7: You can see millions of galaxies
Zoom 8: Earth is nowhere to be found at this level.
Zoom infinity: The Universe is infinite.
Now it can be concluded by the above observation that our (a human) identity is like a grain of sand in the Sahara. (maybe smaller)
Now answer this, how can we even relate GOD, who created this whole Universe and everything in it, to his creation (we)? How can we even perceive this idea, that GOD, The Almighty, would take a human form?
Being both from technical background, lets look at it this way, say you are using a Quad-core processor and you want to communicate with someone using a 386 Machine or a Pentium 1 processor, now would you turn your Quad-core into a Pentium 1 to communicate?
Or look at it this way, the processor of a computer interacts with the main memory with the use of a 'in-between' (a cache). It does not changes itself or its speed to compensate that of the main memory.
So how can we even think that GOD, the Omnipotent, the Creator, the Sustainer, the Magnificent, the Omnipresent, would take the form of his creation (a creation that is so powerless and weak and tiny)?
How can we even joke about something like that, let alone think about it on a serious note?
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Now having said all above, it would be a joke to talk about GOD's attire, texting and 'liking' the pastry part. So I am gonna skip that one.
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My answer is long and cannot be pasted here so to view my complete answer, check the link:
http://docs.google.com/View?docID=0AShbIAQNF8tPZGhyNWJoZGpfMjRoZjh6MmZkZA&revision=_latest&hgd=1
Oh! So someone didn't like the post, eh!
ReplyDeleteI knew only a follower of Islam could have written such a long script.
Firstly, Yahya, check out, Islam doesn't say Allah is omnipresent.
Btw, thanks for boosting me up to write a post, as a follow up.
Visit:
http://ideatingfreak.blogspot.com/2010/01/lets-understand.html
There are several points, which may have been left by me, for future explanation.
Allah, is like Param 1trillion, who can transform into any celeron with DOS...
Regarding, zero... Everybody knows it's a null value... Yahya, you didn't get it... There's more to it.
And, btw, what you wrote, isn't new for me...
Okay, first off, brother, I want to apologize for the extremely late reply.
ReplyDeleteIts just that, I mostly avoid the word 'no' to any request and that in turns fills up my life with commitments and promises that I end up not-fulfilling.
But now I am trying to change myself and this post was the No.1 priority as it dealt with my religion.
You see, being a Muslim, it is my religious obligation to tell others about Islam and to clarify their doubts. I would be questioned about this on the 'Judgment Day'.
It may seem odd to you but well, that's my belief.
As this post is way too late, you may not even see this comment but still, I will post it.
Now let me answer your post.
1. You see, when you talk about the word 'Omnipresence', it has two definitions.
a. This definition states that GOD is present everywhere, even in ourselves.
b. This definition states that GOD is present everywhere.
Now you may notice that the first definition is against the Islamic Principles, but many other religions believe in it.
The second one, however, is Islamically correct. We believe that Allah is everywhere. And he knows everything that happens in this world. And by everything, I mean, EVERYTHING!
2. Regarding Zero:
Well, you are right, i didn't got it.
Do, explain, when you have time.
I'll post the rest of my answers to your blog.
I read the post... it was amazing... the way u imagined everything and posted it... it seems as if each moment of this post was real except for the text one. God texts you... haha! what is he? a tech savvy God? lol... But rest, absolutely brilliant.
ReplyDeleteMy eyes stopped at the first comment it was so hilarious that i could not read any further. hahahaha xD
I seriously feel ideatingfreak needs to relax a bit and think before commenting...
(Frankly, Aditi, you didn't fully capitalize on the opportunity... Come on yr, you could've hired me as ur "Question" consultant!)
Hahahaha.... Come on mate, its just a dream, a visualization, and he says YOU COULD HAVE HIRED ME AS UR QUESTION CONSULTANT... as if all was real.... and as if the blogger was really interviewing the GOD.
hahahahah.... OMG... LMAO... kick ass funny!
and to add more to the fun... he says...
(You didn't ask :
1. Why are we here?
2. Why are you?
3. What is zero?
4. What is our purpose?
5. Where are we headed to?)
He also lists the questions to be asked as if it were all real.... hahaha
lol... the funniest thing i could ever come across...
OMG he made my day :D
but nevertheless, Great work Aditi...
what is the problem with people... hello? are u with me? or lost? cuz it seems so!
ReplyDeletei mean this post WAS JUST A SWEET VISUALIZATION of what could possible happen IF THE BLOGGER EVER GETS A CHANCE TO SEE GOD...
even i dint agree with the Intro of this post as God text-ing anyone? Lol not possible... if at all he wants to say something then i believe he would rather come himself than messaging :P
BUT YAHYA... woah man... what a complete nonsense was that brother? i mean im sorry to be saying this but u left me with no other option.
A PERSON DESCRIBES HIS ENCOUNTER WITH GOD... WHICH CAN HAPPEN... you never know and NO ONE CAN JUDGE THAT GOD WONT COME DRESSED IN SUCH ATTIRE OR NOT. ITS JUST A VISUALIZATION.
and u took such a sweet post to an entirely different league by stating all about ISLAM and MUSLIM.
AND what a NONSENSE was this paragraph?
(So how can we even think that GOD, the Omnipotent, the Creator, the Sustainer, the Magnificent, the Omnipresent, would take the form of his creation (a creation that is so powerless and weak and tiny)?)
I mean hello! Lord VISHNU, SHIVA, BRAHMA, the 3 MAIN GODS OF HINDU RELIGION HAVE ALWAYS BEEN DEPICTED AS COMMON MAN WITH SOME SPECIAL POWERS.
hahaha... total nonsense and clear misunderstanding of the picture yahya.
and im Surprised to see that Ideatingfreak is teaching u ISLAM and MUSLIM religion rather than correcting what u said wrong.
I mean he should have stated about whatever things i just said..
its very disappointing to people go crazy without even understanding the REAL MOTIVE OR MESSAGE BEHIND A POST.
I mean i feel like apologizing to the blogger on Your Behalves.
Anyway... Great post blogger!
It was a very sweet meeting indeed and God is absolutely Very smart. ;-)
cheers,
KV
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